I was feeling pretty sleepy this morning after staying up late last night. My son asked me why I looked so tired as I was pouring my coffee.

I told him, 'I guess I'm just feeling a little *depresso*!'

What do you call a magician who lost his magic?

Ian.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I took my dog to the vet and he said my dog was feeling ruff.