I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

I took my cat to the vet, and they said it was having some vision problems.

I guess you could say it was having a paws-itive correlation between its eyesight and its purr-manent blindness.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing!