I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many

and he said it was a shell of a job!

So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we saw a barista who was known for making intricate designs on the coffee drinks. The kids were amazed by the hearts and leaves she could create with just a little bit of foam. I asked her what inspired her to become a coffee artist, and she said it was because she loved being a

latte talented person

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised.