What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

I told my egg farmer friend that I was worried about his chickens

but he just said 'don't worry, they're egg-cellent at taking care of themselves'

So, I was at the airport today, picking up your cousin from his flight. I saw all these big airplanes landing and taking off, carrying people all over the world.

It really made me want to travel. I guess I'm ready to 'plane' my next vacation.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!