I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a...

...complete waist of time.

I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.

I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.

What do you call a belt made of watches?

A waist of time.

I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a big display of bread. My kids were excited to pick out a loaf for our dinner, and as we were looking at the different types, I started thinking about how bread is the foundation of many meals.

I guess you could say it's the 'root' of all food!