I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about different types of rocks and minerals. The kids were fascinated by all the colorful pictures, and we started learning about geodes and crystals. The librarian told us that she had a special rock that was very good at

rock-ing a conversation!

I tried to start a career as a baker, but it didn't work out.

I guess you could say I couldn't knead the dough.