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Saturday, March 28, 2026
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore.
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I tried to start a garden in my backyard, but it's been a real struggle.
I guess you could say it's a growing concern.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
So I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a person flying a kite that was shaped like a shark. The kids were thrilled to see it soaring through the air, and we started talking about the different types of kites you can buy. I asked the person how they got their kite to fly so high, and they said
it was a jaws-dropping experience
Why was the broom late?
It overswept!
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