I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking

I guess you could say they have a whale of a language

I tried to write a pun about a broken pencil, but it was pointless.

I took my dog to the vet and they said he had a bad case of 'ruff' breathing.