๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialThursday, April 2, 2026
My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.
So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
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I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan
but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking
I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.
Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'
My therapist told me to 'do the work' and sit with my uncomfortable feelings.
So I added them to my calendar for next Tuesday at 3 PM, right after laundry.
I finally achieved financial stability.
Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.
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