๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialThursday, April 2, 2026
My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.
So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
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I told my therapist I was having trouble committing to consistent routines because of my disorganized attachment style.
She just sighed and said, 'So you're saying you're disorganized?'
I was having an existential crisis about the future of humanity.
Then I remembered I have a group chat dedicated to complaining about rising gas prices, and suddenly everything felt a little more manageable.
I've been practicing mindfulness in therapy to manage my anxiety
now I'm aware of every thought, including the one that says I'm still not doing the dishes
I'm really trying to plan for the future.
My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.
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