I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my unhealthy patterns

Now I can identify all the ways I'm sabotaging my relationships, but that doesn't mean I've stopped doing them

I've been reading all these self-help books to improve my mental health

now my apartment is just a pile of unread books and unfulfilled potential

My therapist told me I need to nurture my inner child.

So I let him pick my dinner: chicken nuggets and a juice box.

My biggest fear isn't dying.

It's having to pay for the funeral.