My therapist suggested I find a hobby to de-stress.

So now I just stress about whether I'm monetizing my hobbies enough.

I'm really trying to get my finances in order.

But my most expensive hobby is currently 'being alive.'

My parents always said they wanted me to have a better life than them.

Now it looks like the only thing I'm inheriting is their economic anxiety.

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.