๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Saturday, March 28, 2026
I've been working on my financial literacy.
Mostly so I can understand *exactly* why I'll never own a home.
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My dad told me to save 10% of every paycheck for my future.
Right now, my paycheck *is* 10% of what I need for my present.
I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house
but at this point, I'm just trying to afford the therapy sessions to deal with the fact that I'll never own a house
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset
but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours
Our CEO sent a company-wide email saying we should all be grateful to be working 60-hour weeks
because 'burnout is just a state of mind'
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