Our manager said we're a family here, which is why

I'm waiting for my yearly performance review to find out if I'm getting disowned or not

I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.

My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.

I told her: a 40-hour work week.

I've been trying to improve my emotional intelligence in therapy

but it's hard when my therapist charges by the hour to listen to me explain why I'm right