My computer was acting up the other day, and I was getting pretty frustrated with how slow it was running. I called my friend who's a computer expert to see if he could help me figure out what was wrong with it.

He told me it was probably just having a bad byte.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

What is blue but does not weigh very much?

Light Blue