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Classic DadThursday, April 2, 2026
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high
She looked surprised
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So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking
I guess you could say they have a whale of a language
My son was reading a book about volcanoes, and he came across a really interesting fact about how they erupt. He asked me if I knew how volcanoes tell secrets.
I told him they usually 'lava' to tell the truth.
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
He couldn't concentrate.
My son came home from school yesterday looking a bit deflated. He told me he'd really struggled with his math test, especially the questions about decimals and fractions.
I told him he just needed to get to the point.
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