I tried to make a joke about bread, but I kneaded to work on it.

So I was at the museum with my kids, and we saw an exhibit on ancient Egypt. The kids were fascinated by the mummies and the pyramids, and we started learning about pharaohs and their tombs. I asked the tour guide if they had found any interesting artifacts recently

and he said they had uncovered a lot of old 'wrap'!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

I'm trying to start a band, but it's been a real struggle to find a drumstick that's a cut above the rest.