Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The tents were intense.

I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

Now she's a maestro of disappointment, but I still think she's a note-worthy singer.

I took my kids to the bakery and saw a big tray of donuts

I guess you could say they were hole lot of trouble to resist

Why was the computer cold?

Because it left its Windows open.