🎄 Christmas Joke
Carol ParodyFriday, April 3, 2026
What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?
Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!
More Christmas Jokes
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
Because it was feeling a little root-less and wanted to branch out.
What do you call a snowman who's a great listener?
Chill
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
You look great, fir real!
Why did Santa's elves start a petition at the North Pole?
Because they wanted to clause out their overtime!
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