I asked the happy couple what their secret to a harmonious marriage was, and they told me it's all about compromise.

Which is just a nice way of saying they're both still learning to pretend to listen to each other.

We designed our wedding seating chart with scientific precision.

Mainly to keep Aunt Carol and Uncle Bob in separate time zones.

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

mastering the art of saying 'I'm sorry' without knowing what you did wrong

I've known the groom for many years, and I've seen him make some big decisions, but I have to say, marrying [Bride's Name] is the smartest thing he's ever done.

Although, I'm pretty sure his decision to put the toilet seat down every time is what really sealed the deal.