Why did the clock go to the therapist?

It had too many ticks.

My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.

I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.