I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a big display of bread. My kids were excited to pick out a loaf for our dinner, and as we were looking at the different types, I started thinking about how bread is the foundation of many meals.

I guess you could say it's the 'root' of all food!

I told my kids we were going to a grape concert tonight

They weren't amused, but I thought it was a crushing success

I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?

A neck-tarine!