What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!

Why are modern Christmas carolers always a little confused when singing 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas'?

They're not sure if they should actually expect figgy pudding anymore.

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

Because he had low elf-esteem.

Why did Santa hire a lawyer for the elves?

Because he heard them singing 'All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth' and wanted to make sure they got proper dental care!