Why did the scarecrow win an award at the Christmas party?

Because he was outstanding in his field of holiday cheer

What do you call a candy cane that's feeling sad?

A blue stick

What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the holiday party?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine and said it was having a crush-ing Christmas.

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman