Why did Santa's elves start a book club at the North Pole?

Because they heard it was a novel way to meet new people and get some elf-help!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman

Why did Santa install a new heating system at the North Pole?

Because the elves were always feeling a 'draft'.

Why did the snowman go to the party?

Because he heard it was a cooler event.