When we started wedding planning, we set a firm budget.

By the end, we were just asking 'How much is 'happy tears and lasting memories' per person?'

Some people say marriage is an endless sleepover with your best friend.

Others say it's just finding one person to share all your snacks with for the rest of your life.

I used to think the biggest compromise in marriage would be deciding on vacation destinations.

Turns out, it's deciding who gets to keep 80% of the duvet and still pretend to be asleep when the other person starts shivering.

My wife and I used to have long, romantic conversations every night when we were dating.

Now, our deepest late-night discussions usually revolve around whose turn it is to start the dishwasher.