I've been thinking, what's the difference between a marriage and a game of Jenga?

In Jenga, you start with a solid foundation and take things apart, but in marriage, you start with two crazy people and try to build something that doesn't fall apart

I asked the happy couple how they knew they were meant to be, and they told me it was love at first sight.

Which is great, because now they'll have the rest of their lives to get to know each other.

I told my wife she was drawing our bedroom curtains the wrong way

and now we haven't seen each other in weeks

I was talking to the happy couple about their future plans

and I realized marriage is like a GPS: it starts with a clear direction, but after a few years, it's just a voice saying 'recalculating' over and over again