So, I was trying to order a pizza last night, but the delivery driver kept getting lost on the way. He called me three times asking for directions to my house.

I guess he just couldn't pizza together the route.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

I tried to write a pun about a pencil, but it was pointless.

I'm trying to become a mushroom farmer, but it's a fun-gi job to learn