I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.

I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

I guess you could say she was a little off-beat.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger...

...then it hit me.