So I was out in the garden trying to plant some new flowers today. I accidentally dug up a whole bunch of old potatoes that had been left in the ground from last year.

I guess you could say it was a real 'spud' awakening!

Why did the musician get locked out of his house?

He couldn't find the right key.

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a fish with a sunken ship in its tank.

I guess you could say it had a 'reel' good time exploring the wreck.

Why did the stairs always get in trouble?

Because they were always up to something!