I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.

I took my dog to the vet and he said my dog was feeling ruff.

So, I went to the library this afternoon, looking for a book on anti-gravity. I spent a long time searching through all the science shelves and even asked the librarian for some help.

But I just couldn't put it down.

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry.