I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

I tried to catch some fog earlier, but I mist.

Why did the calendar get invited to all the parties?

Because it had so many dates!

I was at the beach with my family, and we spent the day building sandcastles and collecting seashells. As we were walking along the shore, we came across a big sandcastle that had been washed away by the waves, leaving just a small mound of sand behind. My kids were disappointed, but I just chuckled and said

I guess that castle just couldn't weather the storm!