My computer just coughed, I think it has a byte-er infection.

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a fish with a sunken ship in its tank.

I guess you could say it had a 'reel' good time exploring the wreck.

I told my kids we were going to a grape concert tonight

They weren't amused, but I thought it was a crushing success

So, I was at the restaurant the other night, and I asked the waiter if they had any specials. He told me about their amazing seafood platter, and I told him it sounded delicious.

Then I asked him, 'Do you accept crustaceans?'