I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

So, I was at the restaurant the other night, and I asked the waiter if they had any specials. He told me about their amazing seafood platter, and I told him it sounded delicious.

Then I asked him, 'Do you accept crustaceans?'

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.