I was talking to the groom and I asked him what the secret to a happy marriage is

He just smiled and said it's not a secret, it's just a password – and I'm not allowed to share it with anyone, including himself

Everyone always gives advice about marriage, and the best I've heard is about the importance of good communication.

Specifically, knowing when to communicate your opinion, and when to just nod, smile, and say, 'You're absolutely right, dear.'

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on budget.

Now we just need to hire a therapist to deal with the wedding planner.

Before we got married, my husband used to send me flowers and chocolates every week.

Now, if he brings home the *right* kind of toilet paper without being asked, I know it's true love.