Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!

Wow, this turkey looks absolutely perfect.

It's almost un-gobble-lievable!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the counselor?

It was feeling a little jellied under the pressure