Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of getting plucked!

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan

Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!