Why did the Thanksgiving turkey decide to run for office?

It was tired of always being roasted.

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together

At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're thankful for.

It's always interesting to see how long it takes for someone to turn their gratitude into a complaint about someone else at the table.

Why do I always feel so happy and thankful every Thanksgiving?

Because I'm truly *grate-fowl* for all of you!