I'm trying to start a career as a baker, but I'm struggling to knead the dough.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

So I was at the beach with my kids, and we saw a guy selling shells. He had all sorts of shells, from big conch shells to tiny clam shells. My kid asked him how he managed to collect so many

and he said it was a shell of a job!