Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired.

So, I was organizing the pantry the other day, going through all the dried fruit. I picked up a bag of prunes and couldn't help but notice how... well, seasoned they looked.

I almost asked them about their life story, but I figured they'd just give me a dry one.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

I'm having a whale of a time trying to catch up on my seafood blog, but it's always a reel challenge.