I decided to take my kids to the air show, and as we were watching the planes fly by, one of them asked me how pilots learn to navigate through the clouds. I told them it's all about getting a little

fog-getful of their surroundings

I tried to start a new business selling clocks, but I couldn't find the time.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!