👨 Dad Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
More Dad Jokes
I went to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.
She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was here or not.
I've been reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
I was at the amusement park with my family over the weekend, and we spent the day riding roller coasters and eating all sorts of fried treats. As we were walking through the midway, we came across a vendor selling all sorts of unusual snacks, including fried insects. My kids were fascinated by the idea of eating bugs, and I have to admit, I was a little curious too.
I guess you could say we were having a buggy appetite that day.
I have a strong dislike for elevators.
They're always bringing me down.
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