๐จ Dad Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
More Dad Jokes
I tried to start a new business selling clocks, but I couldn't find the time.
I decided to take up painting as a hobby, so I went to the art store to buy some supplies. The store had a huge selection of brushes, canvases, and paints, but I was having trouble finding the perfect color. I asked the store owner for help, and he told me
it was a tint of a problem
I took my kids to the orchard to pick some apples, and we met a farmer who was known for his cleverness.
He was the core of the operation.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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