I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.

So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.