Why don't secrets last long in a garden?

Because the potatoes have eyes, and the corn has ears!

I've been reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I went to the cheese shop today to pick up some fancy cheddar for our dinner party. They had so many different kinds of cheese, it was hard to choose just one.

It was a really gouda experience.