I took my cat to the vet, and they said it was having some vision problems.

I guess you could say it was having a paws-itive correlation between its eyesight and its purr-manent blindness.

I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.

I'm shell-shocked by how much I spent on seashells at the beach today

I'm a baker now, but I'm feeling crumby about my new career choice.