My girlfriend asked if I could help her with her new air mattress.

She said she needed me to really 'pump it up' to make sure it was firm enough for us tonight.

Why did the man get fired from the sperm bank?

He kept eating the samples.

My golf instructor told me I needed to loosen my grip, adjust my stance, and really follow through with my shaft for a better shot.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to tease her more in bed.

I said, 'Alright, but you're not getting an orgasm until you finally fix that leaky faucet.'