What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

I'm trying to start a career in beekeeping, but it's a hive of activity

So I was out in the garden trying to plant some new flowers today. I accidentally dug up a whole bunch of old potatoes that had been left in the ground from last year.

I guess you could say it was a real 'spud' awakening!

What do you call a magician who lost his magic?

Ian.