What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador!

I'm trying to start a career in baking, but I'm struggling to knead the dough.

I went to the library and asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat.

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was here or not.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!