So, I went to the library this afternoon, looking for a book on anti-gravity. I spent a long time searching through all the science shelves and even asked the librarian for some help.

But I just couldn't put it down.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

I took my dog to the vet and he said my dog was feeling ruff.