Your mom asked me to try and fix the coffee maker this morning, because it was really slow and sputtering. I tinkered with it for a bit, but it just wouldn't cooperate.

I guess it was still trying to perk up.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!