My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of reall...

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Monday, April 6, 2026

My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.

I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.

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