๐จ Dad Joke
Friday, March 20, 2026
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
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I went to the orchard and saw an apple tree with a ladder leaning against it.
I guess it wanted to take its fruit to a higher level.
I was at the store today with my kids, and we saw a big display of bread. My kids were excited to pick out a loaf for our dinner, and as we were looking at the different types, I started thinking about how bread is the foundation of many meals.
I guess you could say it's the 'root' of all food!
I'm shell-shocked I forgot to buy eggs at the store.
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
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