I got my dad a new smart thermostat for Father's Day, thinking it would finally put an end to his temperature tinkering.

Now he just complains that the future isn't warm enough.

My dad's garage is so organized,

he can find a screw from 1992, but still can't find his reading glasses that he left on the workbench 5 minutes ago.

I got my dad a personalized 'Grill Master' apron for Father's Day

Now he's saucier than the barbecue

My dad's been working on his backyard patio for months, and I finally asked him when it would be finished.

He just smiled and said, 'When the patio is done, I'll be too old to use it.'