Creating our wedding seating chart felt less like planning a party,

and more like brokering a peace treaty between rival nations.

I used to think 'finding yourself' was a journey of self-discovery.

Then I got married and realized it's mostly a journey of finding the remote control after my wife's been using it.

They say marriage is all about compromise.

Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.

I've been thinking, marriage is like a GPS navigation system

because it starts out saying 'recalculating your life' and eventually just says 'arriving at your destination, love you, turn left'