What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

I'm nuts about you!

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

Because it wanted to melt some hearts