I'm reading a book on Valentine's Day history

It's a real page-turner, mainly because it's empty

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a work of art to its soulmate

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

But since it's Valentine's Day, I'd say you're a *sweet* potato!

Do you have a valentine yet?

Because I'd love to be your ghoul-friend and have a bloody good time on Valentine's Day