I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.

Are you a Valentine's card?

Because you're covered in glitter... and now my whole house is too.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights

My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.