Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!

What did the chocolate bar say to its crush?

I think we're mint to be together!

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty simple this year.

I'm celebrating the profound joy of not having to pretend to be surprised by an overpriced bouquet.