What did the grape say when it got stepped on at the holiday party?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine and said it was having a crush-ing Christmas.

Why did Santa always check his watch during gift delivery?

He didn't want to sleigh the schedule.

Why did Santa hire an accountant at the North Pole?

He needed someone to manage all the 'claus-es' in his annual budget.

Why did Santa's elves start a union at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to clause for better working conditions