๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraWednesday, April 8, 2026
I've been trying to adult by following boomer advice
But it turns out 'investing in myself' just means I'm $50,000 in debt with a degree and a Peloton
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My therapist encouraged me to find healthy ways to self-soothe.
So I started color-coding my anxiety spreadsheet.
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset
but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours
I've been trying to practice self-compassion in therapy
but it's hard when my inner critic has a stronger Twitter presence than my inner peace
My therapist told me I need to learn to 'sit with my feelings.'
So I rearranged my entire apartment and alphabetized my spice rack instead.
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