I've been dating a professional gemologist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of clarity and brilliance in our relationship.

But honestly, I'm just looking for someone with a little more cut to them.

I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

My career counselor said I needed to figure out how to get ahead in life.

I told her I thought I was already quite proficient at it.

I was trying to set up my new home entertainment system last night.

My friend, who's an electrician, said I just needed to make sure all my connections were really tight.