Why did the man get fired from the button factory?

He kept losing his temper.

I've been reading a book about anti-gravity.

It's impossible to put down!

My daughter was doing her homework and came to me complaining. She said her pencil wasn't working and she couldn't write anything.

I told her, 'Well, if it's not working, it sounds like it's pointless!'

Why was the broom late?

It overswept!