I'm trying to start a band, but it's a treble-making process.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

Why did the baker stop making bagels?

He got tired of the hole business.

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about different types of rocks and minerals. The kids were fascinated by all the colorful pictures, and we started learning about geodes and crystals. The librarian told us that she had a special rock that was very good at

rock-ing a conversation!