Knock knock. Who's there? Brew.

Brew who? Tea-rific to meet you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself!

Knock knock. Who's there? Wendell.

Wendell who? Wendell you give in to the sheer pun-ishment of this joke and finally admit it's been weighing on you, a real heavy hitter in the groan department, making you wonder when 'til the end of this tale of wordplay woe?

Knock knock. Who's there? Vaughn.

Vaughn who? Vaughn voyage! Hope your journey's ship-shape and full of bon-bons!