Knock knock. Who's there? Repeat.

Repeat who? *sigh* Fine. Knock knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ego.

Ego who? Eggoing to let me in, or is that just a waffle excuse?

Knock knock. Who's there? Fig.

Fig who? Fig-ure it out yourself, I'm busy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Egg

Egg who? Egg-cuse me, I'm cracking under the pressure to make a good pun.