My dog is a terrible poker player because he always shows his paws.

So I was at the library with my kids, and we stumbled upon a book about dolphins. The author was giving a presentation, and my kids were amazed by the intelligence of these creatures. The author told us that dolphins are known to communicate with each other using a variety of clicks and whistles, which got me thinking

I guess you could say they have a whale of a language

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The tents were intense.

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.