What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

The tents were intense.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

I was trying to teach my kids about gardening, and we planted a small tree in our backyard. They were excited to see it grow, and we started talking about the different types of trees you can plant. I asked my kids what they thought our tree would look like in a few years, and they said

it would be a tree-mendous success!