I took my cat to the vet because it was having some issues with its whiskers

The vet said it was just a purr-manent condition

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fun-gi

I took my kids to the farm and we saw a cow playing a guitar

I guess you could say it was a moo-sical genius

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!