What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Deer-respectful

Why did Santa's elves start a North Pole union?

Because they wanted to clause for better benefits.

Why did the head elf always carry a magnifying glass around the workshop?

He liked to keep an *elf-eye* on quality control.

Why was the snowman invited to all the holiday parties?

Because he's a cool guy to have around!