I've been working really hard to build my personal brand.

Turns out my personal brand is just 'tired.'

My mom keeps telling me to 'just buy a starter home.'

I told her the only starter home I can afford is the one in Monopoly.

I'm at the point where I'm considering a side hustle

but the only thing I can sell is my plasma, and even that's not getting a good price on the market

I told my manager I was feeling burnt out and needed a break from the constant hustle.

He just smiled and said, 'That's not burnout, that's just the fuel for your fire!'