I’m saving up for a house.

I just realized my 'down payment fund' could maybe buy a really nice refrigerator.

I finally achieved financial stability.

Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.

My idea of 'investing in real estate' is now just buying a really nice tent.

My manager keeps telling us to 'stay positive and pivot' through 'unprecedented challenges.'

I think 'pivot' is just corporate speak for 'deal with it, we're adding more to your plate.'