I've been trying to practice self-care by journaling my emotions,

but mostly I just write 'same' every day.

My therapist asked me what my five-year plan was.

I told her, 'Survive and maybe afford therapy for another five years?'

My financial advisor asked me about my long-term investments.

I told him, 'My houseplants. They're the only thing in my life consistently showing growth.'

I've been trying to develop a self-care routine in therapy

But so far, it just consists of apologizing to my plants for neglecting them