I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together

and silently judge each other's life choices

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!