Why was the cranberry sauce a good listener?

Because it was always jam-packed with advice

My family's Thanksgiving isn't just a holiday meal.

It's an annual performance review of everyone's life choices, followed by pie.

I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together

and silently judge each other's life choices

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.

It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.