In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking

The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is so unpredictable,

we've started setting the table with a fire extinguisher and a therapist's phone number.

Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!