Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year

where we all gather to eat, argue, and remember why we don't live together

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together

and silently judge each other's life choices over a plate of dry turkey

Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

In my family, we have a special Thanksgiving tradition

where we all take a deep breath and pretend to like each other's cooking